Category: not omo

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I feel like a pure women right now lol ☺️🌸✨

My friend gave me like, a lot of new make up and lotion and stuff and even an eyebrow fixing thing!

I took a shower and shaved so I’m all smooth and clean!! And I even used my new lotion so I’m smooth, clean, AND soft!!… ANDDD smell like honey milk and roses!!! ✨🥛🍯🌹✨

Thennn did my eyebrows and dried my hair so it’s got this nice messy beachy vibe goin on and in cozy pjs laying in a soft fluffy bed and I just feel like a clean pure girl rn lol

👸🏻✨☺️🧖🏻‍♀️

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Sooo I’m sick as hell.. *has a big fluffy blanket around me as I cough and sniffle* and today I HAVE to work and can’t call out and I’m lowkey stressed cause I might die lol so please send me good vibes cause this is the worst time to get sick .. 😣😥

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The nine types of people you meet when you com…

omorashidonney:

anagnori:

1. The unbeliever

  • “You’re just a late bloomer.”
  • “You’ll grow out of it.”
  • “You’re just saying that because you can’t get laid.”
  • “No way, you’re a man, men aren’t like that.”
  • “You’re just playing hard to get.”
  • “You just want attention.”
  • “You’re just trying to seem special/different/trendy.”
  • “No way, you’ve had sex before, you’re not asexual.”
  • “You must be faking it because natural selection wouldn’t allow asexuality to persist.”

2. The unwanted sympathizer

  • “I feel sorry for you.”
  • “Wow, that sucks.”
  • “You don’t know what you’re missing.”
  • “I can’t imagine a life without sex!”
  • “Your life must be so empty/lonely/pointless.”
  • “Aww, but I’m sure you’ll find someone who wants to date you!”
  • “You just haven’t met the right person yet.”

3. The intrusive questioner

  • “Do you masturbate?”
  • “What do your genitals look like?”
  • “Don’t you ever get horny?”
  • “What happens when you have a sex dream?”
  • “Is it because of your religion?”
  • “Do you have something wrong with your genitals?”
  • “Did somebody hurt you?”
  • “Were you sexually abused or something?”
  • “Did you get raped?”

4. The asshole questioner

  • “Do you reproduce by budding?”
  • “Do you still think [opposite sex] have cooties?”
  • “So are you in love with yourself?”
  • “Are you attracted to animals?”
  • “But everybody likes sex, what’s wrong with you?”

5. The unnecessary therapist

  • “Have you tried having your hormones checked?”
  • “You’re just afraid to get close to people.”
  • “You’re in denial about being gay.”
  • “You’re not asexual, you’re just shy/frigid/repressed.”
  • “You must be a psychopath.”
  • “You probably have [insert mental disorder here].”
  • “You should seek therapy.”
  • “Have you tried Viagra?”
  • “Do you think you’re not worthy of being loved?”
  • “But what if you change your mind some day?”
  • “You should keep an open mind in case you meet somebody special.”
  • “You’re afraid of sex/intimacy/falling in love.”
  • “If you don’t like sex then you must not have been doing it right.”
  • “How can you know you don’t want it if you’ve never tried it?”

6. The progressive who gets upset without having a clue what you’re talking about

  • “Stop slut-shaming people!”
  • “You’re being homophobic.”
  • “You’re appropriating the struggles of REAL queer people.”
  • “Since when have you ever been oppressed for NOT having sex?”
  • “That’s not a real sexual orientation.”
  • “What, do you think you’re better than me for not having sex?”
  • “You’re repressed, you need to be sexually liberated.”

7. The conservative who gets upset without having a clue what you’re talking about

  • “All women are like that.”
  • “You’re being selfish by not getting married.”
  • “If you don’t procreate, your life is pointless.”
  • “Not having sex is unnatural.”
  • “You’re sinning against God.”
  • “You have a duty to your parents/ancestors to give them grandchildren.”

8. The creep

  • “You just need to get laid.”
  • “I can change your mind.”
  • “I’m Robin Thicke.”
  • “Someone should just force you to have sex so you’ll realize you like it.”

9. The actually decent person

  • “You’re asexual? Okay, cool. Have you seen my keys, by the way?”

=_= You wouldnt believe how many of these reactions I have gotten.

And just general comments…a few weeks ago I had to sit through my mum and sister talking about how ‘its a sign that theres something very wrong with the person’ when they’re not interested in having sex…ahahaha

aanabi: cute panties :3c

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cute panties :3c

blackstar: i don’t think people really get how little feedback fanfic authors actually get? like the…

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i don’t think people really get how little feedback fanfic authors actually get? like the effort to reaction ratio is so abysmally skewed here that a fic nearly 50,000 words long takes an entire year to amass like. 16 comments. someone reblogged a fic i wrote at 4 am and tagged it with a 5-word compliment and i can’t stop thinking about it, not because it was so nice but because half the time you post a fic you’re going to hear nothing and anything feels like so much

fandom culture is so, so good about giving artists the credit they’re due, but we gotta start doing that for writers too. you’ve got no idea how much people put into their stories and get maybe a handful of reblogs and a dozen-odd kudos. that’s not enough. writing is an endurance sport and y’all need to start giving fic writers a reason to endure it and improve their craft. encourage writers like you encourage artists. reblog fics, leave tags, leave comments, acknowledge that these stories do not just spring into being for your entertainment. 

every single damn writer i know feels like at least their readers see them as a machine. that’s gotta change. 

✩ Interview with a Mun ✩

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➊ How many ships do you have on this blog?

➋ Have you ever roleplayed with someone that just left an unforgettable impression on you?

➌ Which of your ships on this blog is the fluffiest?

➍ Would you say you’re a decent roleplayer or do you have any self doubts?

➎ Have you made lots of friends on this blog?

➏ What’s the one thing you especially love about roleplaying your muse?

➐ Are there any people you’ve been to afraid of approaching?

➑ Give us a rough estimate: How much time have you spent on your graphics? (icons, theme, banners, promos, etc)

➒ Got any memorable threads on here? Care to mention a few?

➓ What were some of the most frustrating moments you had with your muse’s interaction with another muse?

❂ Wild card! (Ask a question of your own!)

kurofeng: Another Blue Pearl before I start doodling YD and her…

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Another Blue Pearl before I start doodling YD and her Pearl.

NSFW under the cut with BD showing off her prized Pearl.

Hey so I usually don’t post anything personal on this blog but just a heads-up that I may be…

Hey so I usually don’t post anything personal on this blog but just a heads-up that I may be offline for an undetermined amount of time. Hurricane Matthew is hitting soon and my college is most likely evacuating tomorrow morning.

To any other east-coast Floridian followers, please stay safe! There are mandatory evacuations starting all over the state!

NSFW ASKS

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  • 1:When did you lose your virginity?
  • 2:Rough sex or soft sex?
  • 3:Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
  • 4:Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
  • 5:Favourite sex position?
  • 6:Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
  • 7:Have you ever had any one night stands?
  • 8:Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
  • 9:Have you ever had sex in a public place?
  • 10:Have you ever been caught masturbating?
  • 11:What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
  • 12:How often do you have sex?
  • 13:Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
  • 14:Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
  • 15:Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
  • 16:A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
  • 17:A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
  • 18:Are you into dressing up for sex?
  • 19:Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
  • 20:If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
  • 21:Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
  • 22:Do you/would you use sex toys?
  • 23:Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
  • 24:Would you have sex with your best friend?
  • 25:Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
  • 26:Something that will never fail to get you horny?
  • 27:Early morning sex or late night sex?
  • 28:Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
  • 29:Favourite body part on the same sex?
  • 30:Do you watch porn?

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