Category: avengers

shipping meme: stony? pleaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase

  • wets the bed: Tony
  • is more likely to have an accident in public: Steve
  • is more likely to purposely wet themselves in public: Neither
  • is more likely to pee in an alley: Tony
  • has the teeniest bladder of all time: Steve
  • has a bladder of steel: Tony
  • squirms and whines when they have to go: Steve
  • locks the other out of the bathroom as a joke: Tony
  • moans in relief when they go: Both
  • has a secret omorashi fetish: Tony

Shipping meme for Steve and Bucky

  • wets the bed: Steve in the past, Bucky now
  • is more likely to have an accident in public: Steve
  • is more likely to purposely wet themselves in public: Neither
  • is more likely to pee in an alley: Bucky
  • has the teeniest bladder of all time: Steve
  • has a bladder of steel: Bucky
  • squirms and whines when they have to go: Neither
  • locks the other out of the bathroom as a joke: Probably both?
  • moans in relief when they go: Steve
  • has a secret omorashi fetish: Bucky

Clint headcanons??????

  • His bladder is pretty big, since he has to wait in the same spot for hours on end for missions and stuff.
  • But he also has no shame in just going when it gets too distracting for him to focus on what he’s doing. Ideally, he’d like to be able to actually whip it out to go, but that doesn’t always happen and he accepts that
  • He probably is into omo and maybe plays hold-it games but only by himself.
  • He’s not too shy about pissing in an alleyway or something if he has to.

naughtylokiconfessions: Nothing gets me off like a Dominant…

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Nothing gets me off like a Dominant Loki who takes just about anyone he wants and does anything he wishes to them. I’m a little ashamed of this fantasy as it borders on being non consensual, but there’s something about Loki that makes it hot. Put anyone else in his position and it would turn me off. It’s unsettling

*There is such a thing as consensual dub-con 🙂

imagine if Thor put Mjolnir on the toilet lid and all the Avengers needed a pee

Can you write a fic where Loki casts a spell on Thor which shrinks his bladder and Thor doesn’t find out till later while he is drinking

(Also read here: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12137782/1/Revenge ) 

I feel like there’s a similar fic to this somewhere that I’ve read, so I kind of changed the ending so it wasn’t copying.

Do not repost.

Loki didn’t even remember what the argument was about or how it had started, but it didn’t matter. He argued with his brother so often that he’d memorized an entire list of spells to cast when the arguments were over (and, he usually lost, because Thor would try and escalate it to a physical fight, which Loki wasn’t confident he would win at.)

Loki knew how much his brother hated to be embarrassed in any way, which is why he knew this specific spell would work on him. However, Loki wanted to make sure it really worked, so, he knew he’d have to spend more time with his brother that evening. He wasn’t sure if he was looking forward to it or not. He supposed it depended on how things ended.

It was Thor who suggested that the two drink together to make up, but, instead of turning up his nose and leaving, Loki agreed, and Thor was clearly overjoyed. The two ended up in one of the sitting rooms in the castle, each in their own armchair. While Loki didn’t object to drinking, he usually avoided consuming enough alcohol that he couldn’t think straight, and tonight was no exception. While Thor downed drink after drink, Loki sipped on the same glass for at least an hour. Thor commented on it, saying that Loki probably couldn’t hold his alcohol, and Loki had to stop himself from grabbing another drink and downing it just to prove him wrong. 

After about an hour and a half of drinking, Thor was decently intoxicated, and he was shifting in his seat a bit. This had been exactly what Loki had been waiting for, so he picked up on it immediately. 

Before Thor could come to the realization that he needed to piss, Loki stood. “Let’s go on a walk, Brother.”

Thor seemed confused, as he should be, since Loki hardly wanted to be around him, but, drunk as he was, he went along with it. Loki led him out of the room. He worried a bit, since Thor was not entirely steady on his feet, and Loki didn’t particularly want to catch him if he tripped. He also didn’t want to explain to anyone why Thor had bashed his nose on the concrete from stumbling around drunk under his watch, though. So, he just hoped Thor wouldn’t fall.

They’d barely gotten to the gardens before Thor spoke up about his need. “I gotta piss…” He mumbled, his words slurred.

“Well, we’re already out, so you’ll have to wait until we get back.” Loki replied. Thor wasn’t shy, and if he had this predicament while he was sober, Loki had no doubt that he’d just walk over to the nearest tree or bush and go. But, he seemed to make sense of Loki’s logic, and he didn’t protest.

Loki wouldn’t admit that he enjoyed watching his brother squirm. No, in his mind, all the enjoyment he was getting was simply because his elder brother was sure to make a fool of himself, pissing his pants like a child. That was all he wanted. Nothing more.

Thor did squirm as they walked, and soon, Loki was catching his brother’s hand move to his crotch, giving himself discreet squeezes. He did his best to keep up a conversation, asking Thor about his friends and whatever else he could think of to keep Thor’s mind off asking to return inside so he could relieve himself. Thor was easily distracted, so this worked very well.

They’d done the entire loop of the garden, and were heading back inside when Thor suddenly doubled over, completely tensing up. 

“Something wrong?” Loki asked innocently. “Ah, that’s right, you needed the bathroom. Well, we’re almost back, and-”

“Too far..” Thor groaned, looking around frantically. “I’ve gotta piss…now..” 

“No.” Loki sounded firm as he answered. “We’re almost there. Are you really about to piss yourself right here?”

“I’m gonna-”

“Not out here, you’re not. Look, the door is right up ahead. Come on, or must you relieve yourself here like a child?” Loki enjoyed this control. He usually didn’t get it over Thor. 

Thor did give in, though, and he was shuffling toward the door with Loki, his hand gripping his crotch. It was dark, and Loki wondered whether it was a shadow or a small wet patch that he saw on Thor’s pants.

Now was the fun part. When they were just steps from the door, Loki mumbled another spell, and he heard the lock on the door click. 

Thor, between his intoxication and desperation, noticed nothing, and grabbed the door handle, jiggling it before swearing under his breath.

“What? Open it..” Loki said.

“It’s locked..” Thor pulled at the door handle. Loki was sure that if he was sober and not about to piss himself, Thor would’ve broken the door down. He banged on the door. 

There was an audible hiss for a second or so, and then Thor grunted and it stopped. Loki was now sure that there was a wet patch, rather than a shadow, on Thor’s pants. Loki made no attempt to help with the door, his eyes locked on his crumbling brother.

“Ah…no…” Thor soon said, clearly to himself. The hissing noise came back, for just a few seconds, before it stopped. It was not even silent for thirty seconds before the noise started again. The starting-and-stopping continued a few more times, with the hissing becoming longer, before soon it just didn’t stop, and Thor was soaking himself. The man visibly relaxed, panting as his bladder emptied. Loki couldn’t help but wonder how he held so much, despite the spell. 

Before he was even done, Loki heard the lock on the door click, and then it swung open, with one of the palace servants immediately apologizing that they’d been locked out. She stopped mid-sentence, though, going bright red as she realized that she was witnessing the next king of Asgard wet himself like a child.

Loki smirked, and once Thor had finished, he grabbed his brother’s arm. “Looks like you should go bathe, brother.” He said.

“Yes…okay…” Thor allowed himself to be dragged inside, embarrassed despite how drunk he was. 

Loki could only hope this information would spread around the castle. And, if not, he simply wouldn’t reverse the spell.

Can u do an avengers omo fic rec? I can’t find many fics out there

I’ve never done a fic rec list thing before but here we go. Also, yes I’m including some (a lot) of my own work because I am self-promotion trash.

Steve

Tony (by far the internet’s favorite victim)

Natasha

Pietro

Clint

Peter

Loki

  • Wake (lots of smut involved)

Since that last anon I wanted to ask if you have any Bucky Barnes or Steve Rogers head canons

I have Steve headcanons all over this blog because I am Cap Trash #1 and I don’t think I have any new ones but

Bucky isn’t really aware of when he has to go because his mind was programmed to ignore his bladder until it really becomes a danger to his health.

And so he’ll just be in the middle of everyday stuff and then he’ll suddenly be about to actually piss himself. He’s not shy though so he’ll piss in an alley if/when it comes to that.

Luckily he has a large bladder so this will only happen once or twice a day if he doesn’t remember to empty it earlier (which he tries to do to avoid a mad dash to the bathroom)

Steve has picked up on this and will try and remind him to go but no one’s perfect and y’know he might like it.

When they were younger, Bucky would challenge Steve to holding competitions and always win, but Steve would usually wet himself out of determination to beat him just /once/ (kinda wanna write a fic about this lol) Both of them think the other doesn’t remember since they don’t talk about it like ever

*cough* Steve Rogers being to shy to tell anyone he needs to pee *cough*

Yes ❤️

Imagine if when Odin sent Thor to earth and took away his hammer his bladder also became human sized…

Imagine if when Odin sent Thor to earth and took away his hammer his bladder also became human sized and he at first doesn’t realize whats wrong

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