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y’know what i want more of??

witch and magic-centric omo

i just remember this one post about voodoo bladder (was it by @squirmycat? i think it was) and I WISH THERE WAS MORE OMO LIKE THAT

just imagine, guys

  • forgetful witches getting so distracted preparing a spell or tarot spread that by the end they’re already leaking
  • curses that shrink someone’s bladder (bonus if the curse can only be broken when the person has wet themself a certain amount of times but they’re too embarrassed/proud)
  • alternatively, curses that make someone’s bladder larger. it doesn’t sound bad at first, but when the cursed person gets really desperate for the first time there is a whole lot of piss in there oh god
  • adding onto that, being cursed to have a larger bladder but not be able to pee until the caster decides to undo the spell, so the cursed person is just stuck in a perpetual state of desperation but not being able to pee while the caster just watches and possibly teases them
  • spells that require (for whatever reason) the pee of someone who wet themself and this witch can’t get it from anyone so they have to do it the hard way
  • bonus if they have to do it multiple times since they can’t get themself to wet not-on-purpose
  • bonus if it’s a lot of pee that they need and they have to drink so much (and just as their desperation is hitting its peak their coven calls an emergency meeting and they don’t have any time to pee beforehand)
  • incontinent witches that enchant their clothing so that they absorb and hide any “accidents”
  • someone cursed to turn into an animal at random times, but not by choice. being an animal is so easy for going to bathroom, you just can pee wherever you please! so the witch lets themself get really desperate, but just as they’re about to go find somewhere to pee they turn back into a human, fully clothed and on the verge of peeing themself in the middle of a crowded sidewalk
  • this is really Cliche™ but i never see it anywhere so being desperate while flying on a broom (just imagine,,,,they’re trying to hold and fly accurately at the same time and they’re just grinding against the broom in an attempt not to wet themself)
  • a witch that tries to get back at someone they don’t like by putting a pee-related hex/curse on them, but it backfires and reflects onto the witch instead
  • a member of a coven being really desperate while performing a ritual where they can’t step out of a certain formation or etc. and oh god this ritual just keeps getting longer and longer
  • bonus if the ritual involves stirring a cauldron and listening to the liquid sloshing around is not helping
  • bonus if they complete the ritual and the desperate witch is about to hurry off to the bathroom when they discover they made a mistake and have to do it over again
  • trying to hide large stains under long cloaks

just…witch/magic omo, guys

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