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omosecret:

okay bear with me for this one: pizza delivery person omo

  • just think of all the possibilities for car wettings first of all
  • working somewhere where they have one of those policies where the pizza is free after a certain amount of time so the delivery person has to hurry to go deliver it and they don’t get to go beforehand
  • cheap uniforms that are really hard to hide stains on, and there aren’t any spares either
  • making a delivery late at night and being too afraid to try and go out in the forest
  • starting to leak as the customer is making change
  • all the employees drinking a lot on new year’s eve and then some asshole orders a pizza so they can do the whole “i ordered this thing a year ago!” thing and the poor delivery person having to go over there absolutely full
  • alternatively: delivery people wetting on a bike
  • a desperate delivery person trying to get this delivery done as quickly as possible but their house is just so far away
  • a delivery person about to wet who refuses to wet themself so they empty out the soda cup and hope that the customer doesn’t notice that they “forgot their soda”
  • wetting on the doorstep of the customer’s house just as they open the door
  • all of the delivery people deciding to have a holding contest during a particularly boring shift, and you bet they’re competitive as hell

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