Omorashi starters

omorasheep:

Are you seriously still trying to hold it?

What’s that splattering sound?

Will you stop moving around so much?

Urinating outside counts as public indecency you know.

How are you going to get out of that to pee?

…You still wet the bed? At this age?

No, we aren’t stopping for a bathroom break. We passed a rest stop twenty minutes ago, you should have asked then if you had to go so badly.

You seriously think that wetting yourself is a better option? Just use the bottle for fuck’s sake.

Taking an hour long bath isn’t acceptable when there’s only one bathroom in the house.

You thought it was a good idea to take me to a place without a bathroom? On the first date?

Driving around looking for a restroom wasn’t exactly my idea of a fun evening.

Since when do you do the laundry more then once a week?

That constant foot tapping is really distracting. Can you cut it out?

Are you honestly telling me you’ve never peed in the woods before?

This is the last time I’m lending you my clothes.

What do you mean you don’t have to go? You’ve been squirming for the past forty five minutes.

Tell me that stain is not what I think it is.

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